25 things you should know about me:

  1. I always lose my phone in my house. (This may or may not happen because I hate the sound of a ringing phone.)
  2. I have to climb onto my kitchen cabinets to reach the “good” mugs I like to use for my coffee. I keep the “crappy” mugs where I can reach them.
  3. I am obsessed with my dogs.
  4. I used to be really skinny. Now I’m not. I’m trying to make my peace with that. (Incidentally, I’m pretty sure my husband made his peace with it as soon as my cup size went up.)
  5. I hate driving, and I didn’t get a driver’s license until I was 29. (Also, my driving instructor looked like a grumpy, skinny Santa Claus.)
  6. I love books, but I have to turn them spines facing up because all the different colors and fonts overwhelm me.
  7. Some people think I have a green thumb, but I’ve definitely killed more plants than I’ve had survive. Especially orchids and succulents–you bring one of those bad boys into my house and it will be dead in a week.
  8. My email inbox will never, ever be at 0.
  9. I cook dinner almost every night. Except weekends. And Wednesdays. And when I’ve had a really long day…
  10. If you have goop in the corner of your eyes or stuff in your teeth, I will tell you.
  11. I will never remember your face or your name, but if you tell me something we talked about I will definitely remember you.
  12. I really like kids, but I don’t understand why they are always so sticky. (Seriously, can someone explain this to me?)
  13. I believe the alarm clock was created by an evil demon. There is no reason for that thing to exist.
  14. Speaking of which, if you try to talk to me before I’ve had 1.5 cups of coffee, I might stab you with my coffee spoon.
  15. I have never made it through a project without asking myself, “What the hell did I get myself into?” (This list included.)
  16. I have also never been on time for anything.
  17. I watch way too much TV, but I have a hard time sitting and just actually watching TV.
  18. If we are friends, I will definitely embarrass you every time we hang out. And I totally won’t know how or why.
  19. I work from home full-time, so I definitely talk to strangers any time I get the chance. I am that person who will talk to the UPS man for 20 minutes because sometimes it feels like I never get out of my house.
  20. Parties = overwhelming, until there is wine involved. Then parties are THE BEST THING EVER OMG.
  21. I use emoticons and memes in a professional environment.
  22. I’m pretty sure that half of my closet has never been worn, especially the shoes. (Damn you heels! You’re so pretty…why do you hurt me so?)
  23. My idea of “makeup” is usually mascara and lip balm, but I love buying tons of beauty products and playing with them when I can.
  24. I have to stop myself from going to the grocery store every single day.
  25. I love to travel, but I don’t do it often enough. (Also, I will have a massive panic attack in the last 45 minutes before I leave and I will most likely have to be dragged out of my house kicking and screaming.)

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